My rating system involves the use of monkeys. Why you might ask? Because I like monkeys. Here is the system of monkey rating laid out below:
1 monkey – This “entertainment” that the monkey just saw (or listened too) was so bad that the monkey is not only sad, but angry. It also made the monkey want to puke.
2 monkeys – This monkey is sad because he just lost two hours or so of his life. He is a depressed monkey.
3 monkeys – This monkey was entertained, but it didn’t change his life. He is happy in a very calm, matter-of-fact sort of way.
4 monkeys – The monkey has a pretty big smile on his face – he was greatly entertained!
5 monkeys – The monkey is ecstatic! Life couldn’t be better for the monkey. He is jumping up and down!
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